Where are you?
In a non slutty way
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
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Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
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While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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