Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
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No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Randomize
