We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
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Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
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Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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