Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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