guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Randomize
