He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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