I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
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Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
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YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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