i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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