some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
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It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
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I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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