the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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