My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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