STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
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for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
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well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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