She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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