just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
where are my eyebrows?
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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