let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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