Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
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It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
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Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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