she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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