I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
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On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
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We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Randomize