do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
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She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
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So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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