well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
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I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
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last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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