Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
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nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
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do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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