mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
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drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
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I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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