I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Randomize
