well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
You don't make any sense
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