But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Randomize
