How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
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Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
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Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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