And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
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You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
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Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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