Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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