so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
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Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
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Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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