Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
You surviving the open bar?
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Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
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you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
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I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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