Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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