: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
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you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
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i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol