Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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