I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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