Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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