My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Randomize