What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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