plz talk dirty to me
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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