After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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