Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
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Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
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He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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