I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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