Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
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Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
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You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize