you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
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don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
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Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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