Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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