Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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