so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
3 2 1 whiskey
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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