I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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