I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
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The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
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lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
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How drunk are you?
Completed.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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