Pappa wants mamma naked
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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