Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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