either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
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i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
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At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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