OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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