Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize
