Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
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i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
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Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
i need some magic done to my vagina
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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