just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Randomize
