is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
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high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
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I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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