I CAN MOONWALK!
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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